Took from 's journal, cuz sometimes i do stuff like that.

--Ok, Here's the deal... Start with 100 and subtract 1 for each thing that you've done.
The result is your __% Virgin. (according to this quiz-thing)

(x) Smoked. (how vague)
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) gotten/given a handjob.
(x) gotten/given a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(?) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom. (it's D&Deeeeeeee, yea!)
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
(x) Hit by a car. (technically true, nothing serious though)
(x) Had a party.
(x?) Done serious drugs. (er.. what's considered serious?)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%

(x) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun.
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (i wouldn't say "best" friend, but yea...)
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die. (accidental roadkill counts, right?)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%

( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
(x) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex. (technically true)
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race. (wtf does motocross have to do with anything?)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%

(x) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked. (not that i know of...)
(x) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 36%

(x) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (i'm going to assume 'hitting with a battle-ready foam-covered metal rod made to look like a sword' counts in this case)
(x) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. <_<
(x) Gone out with your friend's crush. >_>
(x) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost. (interpret however you like)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 28%

(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job. )
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
(x) Danced like a whore. (i'm assuming)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 20%

(x) Been mistaken for a teacher.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain. (<3 every chance i get)
(x) Been rejected.
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (sorry Bistro, it won't happen again!)
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (heeeeh...)
( ) Been raped.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 12%

Uh huh, great.
So... who wants to stalk me, pay me to strip so I can streak then rape me, call me a whore, cut me from your sports team after going bungie-jumping at a motocross, and finally kill yourself in front of me while scuba diving so i can watch you die and laugh myself to sleep after setting my house on fire?
Anyone?

No?


Liar.

-peace?